Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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