My nipple is on Facebook.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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