Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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