hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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