cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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