Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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