hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
