i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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