one two three fourrrrnication!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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