If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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