He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
