I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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