Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
where does the pee come out of this thing
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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