I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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