Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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