He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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