At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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