Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
