I want to stick my p in your. b.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
