i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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