I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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