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You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
