We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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