Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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