i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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