so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
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