Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
When are your genitals available?
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