check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my vag is so smooth its legendary
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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