At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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