Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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