i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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