is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
