Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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