therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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