I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
