East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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