butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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