You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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