there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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