I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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