He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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