if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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