Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
