You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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