so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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