So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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