everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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