i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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