no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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