We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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